The Max Murdok Program

I just bought a couple hundred bucks worth of software for doing podcasts so I really do hope someone plans on listening to this crap I plan on doing.

Top Secret Plans for the max murdok program

I entertained the idea of doing the “show” live but it really is a logistical nightmare for one person. If I had more people involved it would be a different story. I may, who knows, do a show or two live for shits n giggles but with being sick every other Thrusday doing podcasts seem easier. For starters I’m going to do a show every um,…time I feel like it. I’d like to do one show a week but since I haven’t done this I don’t think I’ll plan on a weekly thing. If things go great then maybe, yeah.

Topics will be almost no existent since everything is a topic in my opinion. Saying I have a topic in mind is pointless. But so we will have something to talk about I will post some of the ideas here and on facebook because that is where YOU come in. Yes YOU!

A lot of this show will need you’re involvement. Since I have no set duration in mind for the show, no set start or end time, having you “call” in and shoot the shit will be a big part. Of course I will rattle on about god knows what, play some music, do some news – the lame typical shit, the real meat n taters will hopefully come from you guys. It’ll work this way. You’ll need Skype, or AIM/Instant Messenger, Yahoo Chat, MSN chat whatever the hell else is out there for chatting and a MIC. Yes, you are to be recorded. You ring me up once the show starts and we go from there. If you do not have a mic, break the hell down and get one. I’ll friggin get you one as long as you call in and say funky stuff or whatever. Most computers have mic’s – they are like $10 bucks. Get a MIC already would ya? As for screennames & such to use to contact me & the show I will probably make a few new ones and post those later. Just be prepared would you? I may even take phone calls. Yes, on an actual phone.

How will you know when to call? Well prior to when I plan on doing the show I will work up some topics, content, horseshit and set a time on when I plan to actually record the show. Then its up to you to ping me via whatever you use to talk online and we go from there. I may send out emails to specific people too, begging them to get online n talk to me. For more babble, continue reading… “Top Secret Plans” »

Just wanted to share with you some new designs I popped up on Zazzle. There are of course still tons of LIVER & Max T-shirts, Mugs, and other swaggy type things up there, this is just some of the new stuff. I personally like the Che Obama art, but that’s me. It’s about as political as I get. If you hate it, that’s fine – comment below all about it. You may want to wait until I add some offensive religious stuff, but that’s up to you. Anyway, hope ya like it, or not.

Yeah, don’t think I need to say anything here with this one….

The 3 NEW Stooges of America! "Ohhh a wise guy aye? Woo wooo wooo woo!"

Stay "Informed" My Friends!

I have NEVER been one to follow pop culture trends. I don’t “tweet” often, I don’t own a “crackberry” and I’m fairly sure I have never been “Metrosexual”. But some of YOU, jeez! Get with the times! You are sooooo “early 2000′s” Happy New Year,..whatever that means. Odds are it won’t be, but I mean it as satirically serious as possible. You can try right?

I could care less. You don’t care if I care less because you know I’m not being careless. If I was you couldn’t care less anyway! If I didn’t care less & you couldn’t care less then we’d both be careless. That’s the problem! See I care, its just enough to be careful, I don’t know why I’m telling you, you could care less. Or maybe your couldn’t care less. Careless on your part I say. Ehh, I don’t care!

Through most of my life I’ve pondered this question. Spending hours just looking out the window as the rain trickled down on a spring afternoon or as I lie awake in bed staring at the ceiling. As I travelled the highways of this country or when I’d sit on the side of a mountain watching clouds drift by. Why is it possible to have an Uncle Dick but not an Aunt Cunt?

Not that I want to make a habit of this, but next time I see a chance I’m going to try and get arrested. However, I plan to demand a female officer frisk or pat me down because frankly, a guy, cop or not, fondling my happy parts is gay. Thats my plan: Yes officer, ma’am. I have something dangerous in my drawers. Thank you. That? Its a Love Gun. Yes, it’s loaded. Owwww MY EYES!!!!

Ladies. Here is how to anger ANY male. Your dad husband clergymen son brother any normally calm male of our species. Refer to their underwear as “panties”. They’ll say …my, my what? Then correct you. Disregard & continue calling them panties. Its risky. Some will leave in anger, some will protest loudly $ homicide is possible. Ehh, some may say aww you caught me but its a fun torment either way. Good luck!

For more babble, continue reading… “In your FACEbook,…continued.” »

Balloon Boy's Dad Makes a Break For It!

In what I personally think is the story of 2009, not because the whole world watched in horror thinking there was a kid in that damn balloon, or worse, fell out – but we got a good ol’ fashion slice of Americana Self Serving Pathetic attempt for 15 minutes of “LAME”. I have to hand it to the guy, he went balls out, full on, hard core to prove to everyone that he ( and a lot of people like him ) know no limits and would stoop to any level to share with us all,…..nothing. No substance – no intelligence – no content, fitting in with most TV shows of the time.

So anyway, I whipped up a swell little Photoshop graphic. I posted it on Facebook but its kind of hard to read. I also submitted it to the Huffington Post. Who knows if they’ll post it. Go ahead and check and throw your homie a vote or something.

And yes, the Balloon Idiots are in fact doing their time in Larimer County Jail. I couldn’t find a photo that worked for me. If you find one, or want to take your own, please send it to me. I have no problem making a part two. I actually thought this family was from Boulder. You know the Boulder City Motto right? Welcome to Boulder Colorado: 22.6 Square Miles Surrounded By Reality! So it was only natural for me to assume. I could be wrong but I believe once you move there they in fact give you a Prius or a Subaru along with a shopping spree at Banana Republic. I dunno, that’s the rumor. Enjoy the Photoshopped idiot.