The Max Murdok Program

I just bought a couple hundred bucks worth of software for doing podcasts so I really do hope someone plans on listening to this crap I plan on doing.

Top Secret Plans for the max murdok program

I entertained the idea of doing the “show” live but it really is a logistical nightmare for one person. If I had more people involved it would be a different story. I may, who knows, do a show or two live for shits n giggles but with being sick every other Thrusday doing podcasts seem easier. For starters I’m going to do a show every um,…time I feel like it. I’d like to do one show a week but since I haven’t done this I don’t think I’ll plan on a weekly thing. If things go great then maybe, yeah.

Topics will be almost no existent since everything is a topic in my opinion. Saying I have a topic in mind is pointless. But so we will have something to talk about I will post some of the ideas here and on facebook because that is where YOU come in. Yes YOU!

A lot of this show will need you’re involvement. Since I have no set duration in mind for the show, no set start or end time, having you “call” in and shoot the shit will be a big part. Of course I will rattle on about god knows what, play some music, do some news – the lame typical shit, the real meat n taters will hopefully come from you guys. It’ll work this way. You’ll need Skype, or AIM/Instant Messenger, Yahoo Chat, MSN chat whatever the hell else is out there for chatting and a MIC. Yes, you are to be recorded. You ring me up once the show starts and we go from there. If you do not have a mic, break the hell down and get one. I’ll friggin get you one as long as you call in and say funky stuff or whatever. Most computers have mic’s – they are like $10 bucks. Get a MIC already would ya? As for screennames & such to use to contact me & the show I will probably make a few new ones and post those later. Just be prepared would you? I may even take phone calls. Yes, on an actual phone.

How will you know when to call? Well prior to when I plan on doing the show I will work up some topics, content, horseshit and set a time on when I plan to actually record the show. Then its up to you to ping me via whatever you use to talk online and we go from there. I may send out emails to specific people too, begging them to get online n talk to me. For more babble, continue reading… “Top Secret Plans” »

Finally as an actual program?

Maybe. And,…. AND you, yes YOU could be involved. More on that in a sec.

Lets just say I’m getting my ducks in a row. I actually made a typo when I first wrote that last sentence and said I was going to get my dicks in a row. I assure you it will not be a gay oriented show, gay friendly of course – lets face it, fags is funny. And if you are a fag, don’t get mad I called you a fag. You call each other that! And it’s funny. Alas I digress, and I haven’t even fuckin’ started this blog entry. Sure you’d want me to do a show? Chances are it will be just as chaotic as this post. I guess in a way I will need both my ducks and my dicks in a row, I would hope some of my dear friends who are, lets face it, dicks will join me. That’s half the reason I love the bastards. No, not that I love dicks, I love when they are dicks. Yeah, this post sucks. uh-huh, more dick references.

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Anyway, since some of you,….like 4 of you, will be listening I seriously would love to know what you’d like this thing to be about. I’m kind of leaning to doing podcasts then do the occasional live broadcast. There are some details I need to figure out. One, I would like people to be able to call in via Skype more than likely. Man, I’d really love to have advertisers, that would be a hoot. Yes, I said hoot. I’m gonna have to play music because I get tired of hearing myself rattle on and I am sure you would too. I am sure that’ll get me in trouble with ASCAP/BMI but fuck ‘em, I’ll deal with that when it happens. Oh and I gotta play LIVER of course.

I don’t think I’ll limit myself to any one type of topic, I think – as in my life – any thing goes. Same with the music. Hell I plan to do shows when I’m hospitalized, tell me that wouldn’t be good times aye? Me getting shot up with dope, explosive shits, swearing at the medical staff when they make me suffer. Yep, party!

I have my mic’s, little mixer, all the tools, music jingles, programs that I need to do live & podcasts so all I need to do is find the time to test this concept out. But it feels like it needs something more and that is why I posted here. I had some good feedback on facebook. Side note, I am very upset that someone stole my idea for shitfacebook.com – worth a click tho!  Anyway, I think I’d like to have a co-host but I live up in the hills. I do have a couple people in mind that would work out swell and I know I can have a co-host connect from anywhere on the planet, so we’ll have to see. For more babble, continue reading… “the max murdok program” »