The Max Murdok Program

Well first, I’m not wearing pants.

So, moving the health blog here seems to have been a better thing, at least my analytics says so. Which is good. I haven’t messed with WordPress in ages, the back end – the plug ins and such so it was nice to see some of the new stuff out there. If you have a webcam, and/or a mic you can leave me a media message in either video or audio. I’m expecting to see some boobs ya know?

The audio player leaves a little to be desired. I have a awesome little MP3 clip ( my theme song ). I updated it but even though I’ve changed the colors in the back end, and tried altering some code it’s looking like crap. So I need to update that with a newer one. Keep on checking back as I plan to add photos to old postings.

Most of you know I play World of Warcraft when I can ( Suramar Server) and recently joined a really cool group of people in the guild called Castaways. You not only should play the damn game my friend, you should be a member of Castaways. Hurry – Go Now!

Healthwise, I’m a mess – thats no news flash. I am in the middle of having a TON of tests done and they take so much out of me. My energy, my patience, my ability to keep positive, so it’s nice to come home after a days of testing, being stuck or scanned and then play WoW – hangin’ out with some outstanding people while running around ( in make believe world ) relieving stress and killing stuff. Good times! I really do wish more of my friends out there would try it out and come hang out with me in the game, shoot the proverbial and kill drooling creatures. If you do, tell me first – I get some kinda goofy horse/zebra thing if you join thru me. Come one, be a kid again…. or be a big nerd. Which ever works.

Medication wise, I tried to get off some of the pain meds…dumb idea. Ever since then, my pain has been worse. I don’t know if that is psychological or what. I tried methadone for a few days and had the worse withdrawals ever. I went back to my original dosing and ever since that ordeal I’ve been sleeping right
after I take my meds. They wipe me out. I suspect that after this latest battery of testing I’m going thru will lead to additional medication. That’s the thing that kills me the most. All my life I’ve been the guy that never did drugs, never smoked pot, never needed to and now, I’m so dependent. Pretty shitta how things turn out some time. Hey, at least I still have the best treatment out there,… these 4 li’l fuckers:

My four favorite li'l beings on the planet. Wish Vinny would stop poopin' in the house. The Bastard.

Well since the new concept of my blog is to blend the medical crap with the other stuff I do in my life I’ll shut up about my health a bit. Guess it was kind of stupid to make a blog that blends my daily life with my health when my daily life IS dealing with my shitty health situation. Brilliant of me huh? At some point I’ll start to rip into religion, politics, and whatever else gets people all stunk up and pissy.

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Getting up in the morning is a process. Whatever way I’ve been laying somehow makes my leg stiff. I have to shift my weight, stretch a little ( but not too much because that causes pain too ) and kind of yoga move my way to the upright position. But it’s worth it. NO, not just to have some coffee my wife made – but to have my morning treatment.

A look at these three little faces….

Doesn’t matter how crap-tacular I feel, these three seem to work their magic on me every morning.It doesn’t stop there, heck they treat what ails me all through the day as well. Sure, the newest guy Rizzo, the rookie dog drops an occasional dump on the floor – but it forces me to exercise a bit by having to pick it up, clean and then hobble outside with my pack.

Really tho, these 3 maniacs help me more than anything and I think they know it. So, the next time you
feel sick – take 3 Pugs and call me in the morning. Not these 3, get your own Pugs.