The Max Murdok Program

I just bought a couple hundred bucks worth of software for doing podcasts so I really do hope someone plans on listening to this crap I plan on doing.

Top Secret Plans for the max murdok program

I entertained the idea of doing the “show” live but it really is a logistical nightmare for one person. If I had more people involved it would be a different story. I may, who knows, do a show or two live for shits n giggles but with being sick every other Thrusday doing podcasts seem easier. For starters I’m going to do a show every um,…time I feel like it. I’d like to do one show a week but since I haven’t done this I don’t think I’ll plan on a weekly thing. If things go great then maybe, yeah.

Topics will be almost no existent since everything is a topic in my opinion. Saying I have a topic in mind is pointless. But so we will have something to talk about I will post some of the ideas here and on facebook because that is where YOU come in. Yes YOU!

A lot of this show will need you’re involvement. Since I have no set duration in mind for the show, no set start or end time, having you “call” in and shoot the shit will be a big part. Of course I will rattle on about god knows what, play some music, do some news – the lame typical shit, the real meat n taters will hopefully come from you guys. It’ll work this way. You’ll need Skype, or AIM/Instant Messenger, Yahoo Chat, MSN chat whatever the hell else is out there for chatting and a MIC. Yes, you are to be recorded. You ring me up once the show starts and we go from there. If you do not have a mic, break the hell down and get one. I’ll friggin get you one as long as you call in and say funky stuff or whatever. Most computers have mic’s – they are like $10 bucks. Get a MIC already would ya? As for screennames & such to use to contact me & the show I will probably make a few new ones and post those later. Just be prepared would you? I may even take phone calls. Yes, on an actual phone.

How will you know when to call? Well prior to when I plan on doing the show I will work up some topics, content, horseshit and set a time on when I plan to actually record the show. Then its up to you to ping me via whatever you use to talk online and we go from there. I may send out emails to specific people too, begging them to get online n talk to me. For more babble, continue reading… “Top Secret Plans” »

Finally as an actual program?

Maybe. And,…. AND you, yes YOU could be involved. More on that in a sec.

Lets just say I’m getting my ducks in a row. I actually made a typo when I first wrote that last sentence and said I was going to get my dicks in a row. I assure you it will not be a gay oriented show, gay friendly of course – lets face it, fags is funny. And if you are a fag, don’t get mad I called you a fag. You call each other that! And it’s funny. Alas I digress, and I haven’t even fuckin’ started this blog entry. Sure you’d want me to do a show? Chances are it will be just as chaotic as this post. I guess in a way I will need both my ducks and my dicks in a row, I would hope some of my dear friends who are, lets face it, dicks will join me. That’s half the reason I love the bastards. No, not that I love dicks, I love when they are dicks. Yeah, this post sucks. uh-huh, more dick references.

Coming soon? "the max murdok program"

Anyway, since some of you,….like 4 of you, will be listening I seriously would love to know what you’d like this thing to be about. I’m kind of leaning to doing podcasts then do the occasional live broadcast. There are some details I need to figure out. One, I would like people to be able to call in via Skype more than likely. Man, I’d really love to have advertisers, that would be a hoot. Yes, I said hoot. I’m gonna have to play music because I get tired of hearing myself rattle on and I am sure you would too. I am sure that’ll get me in trouble with ASCAP/BMI but fuck ‘em, I’ll deal with that when it happens. Oh and I gotta play LIVER of course.

I don’t think I’ll limit myself to any one type of topic, I think – as in my life – any thing goes. Same with the music. Hell I plan to do shows when I’m hospitalized, tell me that wouldn’t be good times aye? Me getting shot up with dope, explosive shits, swearing at the medical staff when they make me suffer. Yep, party!

I have my mic’s, little mixer, all the tools, music jingles, programs that I need to do live & podcasts so all I need to do is find the time to test this concept out. But it feels like it needs something more and that is why I posted here. I had some good feedback on facebook. Side note, I am very upset that someone stole my idea for shitfacebook.com – worth a click tho!  Anyway, I think I’d like to have a co-host but I live up in the hills. I do have a couple people in mind that would work out swell and I know I can have a co-host connect from anywhere on the planet, so we’ll have to see. For more babble, continue reading… “the max murdok program” »

Just wanted to share with you some new designs I popped up on Zazzle. There are of course still tons of LIVER & Max T-shirts, Mugs, and other swaggy type things up there, this is just some of the new stuff. I personally like the Che Obama art, but that’s me. It’s about as political as I get. If you hate it, that’s fine – comment below all about it. You may want to wait until I add some offensive religious stuff, but that’s up to you. Anyway, hope ya like it, or not.

Oh yeah, it's always a party in my guts.

I know some of you are curious about this last bout of Crohn’s & the hospital stay as well as what the hell the plan is or what I go thru. Crohn’s is a colon disease but went it kicks in it effects the whole body. Everything! I was actually in the hospital twice. The end of February, I guess around the 26th or so I woke up in complete pain. Gut pain. It’s not like just getting punched, maybe hit with a bat or tackled by a 300lb lineman,…at the same time. The guts hurt, hurts to breathe, kidneys hurt & the lower back. There are cramps, spasms, and stabbing pain. This pain is actually so intense it brings on the barf. The nausea kicks in. To add insult to injury I usually end up yackin’ my meds up giving the barf that lovely chemical taste. When I vomit the prednisone ( thats what lead to the 2nd hospital stay ) it’s like throwing up Windex, or some kind of chemical solvent. It’s incredibly disgustingly hardcore shitta terrible! This, in addition to all the other stuff I mentioned, creates addition pain in the esophagus and lungs. I’m not sure but it may trigger the damn Sarcoidosis too. Who knows? I haven’t had a heart attack ( gimme time ) but thats the best way to describe the sensation. The brain kicks in, or out – not sure which but I become disoriented. Not that I was ever oriented to begin with, but…

I loose track of time, where I am, what the fuck is going on as I try to cope with sensory overload. I babble ( more than usual ) weep, swear, beg to be shot – you name it. I’m being hit from so many angles with waves of pain. Too much! There are times when this is going on you really do pray for death. That’s not suicidal or meant to sound like some pathetic cry for help, it’s literal. I would at moments rather be dead or at least unconscious.

The ambulance shows up and my now good friend Ernie from Elk Creek tends to me. Sad ( but nice ) that the local ambulance crew knows me, my address, my condition, what hospital I go to, and what to do for me without much info from me or my wife. I’m sadly a regular. Karen is the driver and usually a few fireman & cops show up. Those too know me well. They know me by name, by this web site as well which is kind of fun. I wish I had all their names, I’d give them a shout out and a thank you. We head down the 45 miles or so ( might as well be 1000 miles ) from the Maxi Mini Mansion in Bailey Colorado to Littleton Adventist Hospital. I think I know every bump in the road by now. Ernie pops an I.V. in my arm and stabilizes me the best he can. Stopping the vomiting first, throwing some pain meds in too that really don’t do shit but its better than nothing, aye? The first time I went into the hospital in this episode it didn’t seem bad. I was in a few days, then sent home. The problem with me is my system is so out of whack that the pill I take, the prednisone, I just can’t tolerate them. So the morning of March 4th I woke and I knew. I usually try to fight it which is stupid. I loose every time. I didn’t fight it this time but I didn’t expect things to be as bad as they ended up being either. I started to barf up the lovely prednisone. And like I said before, all the other shit hit at once. I have no clue what happened past that really. I collapsed in the living room and my wife called the ambulance. She said I writhed in pain like she never saw before. I believe it because came to my senses a few hours later, admitted to room 425 completely oblivious as to how I got there. I was drugged pretty good ( for a change ) but still in severe pain. For more babble, continue reading… “13 Shitty Days” »

Social Networking is bigger than you think!

I guess I am kind of a kill-joy. I posted on my Facebook page about how so called “Social Network Games” are EVIL. Why? It’s kind of an underhanded way for creating lead gen, gathering personal info, and in some cases signing you up for shit your never wanted. MOST people are smart enough to catch on but sadly a lot don’t see the insidious side and before they know it they are stuck with something they either didn’t want or didn’t understand what they were getting into. Suddenly they are hit with targeted spam and their information sold. This can appear as untargeted spam ( Viagra, Penis Enlargement and so on ) all from what seemed to be the simple act of playing a online game, buying currency or tokens – whatever. Once your info is out there, once you agree to a so called “trial” or “offer” and they get your info, your hell can begin. One of the chief offenders is Video Professor. You decide. Visit their site, then read this article. For a company that claims to be legit they sure do have to defend themselves a lot. The problem lies with the ill defined term “deceptive practices” ( It hurts your head trying to figure out the term ). From VP’s point of view they state they are transparent. From the consumer’s point of view they are taken advantage of. Common sense would say, due to all the complaints, Video Professor needs to be even more transparent. They remain steadfast because if they were to say “Free Means Getting Our Stuff Will Cost You $290 Bucks” no one would take them up on their offer. So to most, making that fact hard to find, or buried in fine print puts them in a catagory most would consider a scam. A lot of people find their way to sites like Video Professor from so called “free give away” sites and now from social networking sites that offer games. The tactic is not new. I have to stress this again and again, it’s also not a bad practice. It’s when a person is lead down a path that they think is fair only to find out later that they have been dupped or flim-flammed that it becomes a problem. Companies argue that it’s the user’s fault. They argue that they have integrity. They are honest. They are on the level and the user made bad choices. Once a company has to do those things, they might as well admit their error and their poor business practices. Once a potential customer becomes a victim & the “blame” placed with them, the jig is up.

For more babble, continue reading… “Spam Spam SCAM!” »