The Max Murdok Program

Balloon Boy's Dad Makes a Break For It!

In what I personally think is the story of 2009, not because the whole world watched in horror thinking there was a kid in that damn balloon, or worse, fell out – but we got a good ol’ fashion slice of Americana Self Serving Pathetic attempt for 15 minutes of “LAME”. I have to hand it to the guy, he went balls out, full on, hard core to prove to everyone that he ( and a lot of people like him ) know no limits and would stoop to any level to share with us all,…..nothing. No substance – no intelligence – no content, fitting in with most TV shows of the time.

So anyway, I whipped up a swell little Photoshop graphic. I posted it on Facebook but its kind of hard to read. I also submitted it to the Huffington Post. Who knows if they’ll post it. Go ahead and check and throw your homie a vote or something.

And yes, the Balloon Idiots are in fact doing their time in Larimer County Jail. I couldn’t find a photo that worked for me. If you find one, or want to take your own, please send it to me. I have no problem making a part two. I actually thought this family was from Boulder. You know the Boulder City Motto right? Welcome to Boulder Colorado: 22.6 Square Miles Surrounded By Reality! So it was only natural for me to assume. I could be wrong but I believe once you move there they in fact give you a Prius or a Subaru along with a shopping spree at Banana Republic. I dunno, that’s the rumor. Enjoy the Photoshopped idiot.