Theres someone for everyone. Romance has a way of finding true love and soul mates. Of course sometimes you occationally find someone who will put up with your anti-social style of dress and flare for offending small children. We are pleased to present our happy couples. Couple of what? We aren't sure. Let's meet these fuckers shall we?
This is love,....I think?

Jim "Chinny" McGinty and "That Easy Chick"

I wrote to whats her name when I saw her ad and she was like, hell yeah I'll bang ya. So I was like, cool. I hopped on a bus and met up with her and she wasn't kidding. We banged and all that, in the bathroom at the bus station. Then like I came home and my white blood cell count shot up. I don't feel well but other than that thanx Sexy Cyber Singles!
Eeep, Okk, Ork Ork!

I am Zorlok, Prince of the Intergalactic Council

Thank you Max and Sexy Cyber Singles. I found both of my Earthling brides on your fine web page. Bambi was a stripper in 1938 but suffered a stroke after being gang raped by mobsters and beat with a large dead horse head. On my home world she will be worshipped as a goddess. Helen is a fine mama who defies gravity in bed. As soon as we drink our magic potion we will join with the mother ship behind Uranus.

sweet love is grand
 All American Gal meets Her Limey Prince

Dear Max and SCS! Thank you for posting Albert's personal. I was working in Bosnia as a Weapons and Munition expert for the US Army when one night I found my self wasting government equipment, time and money surfing. That's when I found him. My Prince Albert! He came all the way from England to see me at my base, however was captured briefly by the Serbs and invaded anally. Once the wounds healed we were married. Strangely though, Albert wants to live in Bosnia now. That's ok, I know where most of the land mines are. Thank you again!

 

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