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Yeah, Whatever Moron.

Been there, Done 'em all. What have you got that I can't con outta some middle age loser who cheats on his wife? You can't impress me Mr. Needle Dick. You coward, you fucking pussy. I hate you. I hate men. I hate my father. You get beat by a gang of bikers and ride a crank wagon for three weeks and see if you come out as together as me, asshole!
I wanna have more kids too. So fuck you!

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Ex-Marine Seeks Great Big Sissy.

Awww, you looked right at my rack didn't you? Then you missed the PYTHONS attached to my shoulders. I will arm wrestle your punk ass for sex. I ate a god damn bull dozier one time. Winner gets one helluva romp I'll tell ya that much. I work out my Kagel Muscles as much as my biceps. You got what it takes? You got what I need? Get some then!

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I chased parked cars.

I am a tender young proctology student and actress starring in BUKAKKE Videos. It's good for the skin they say. I am missing a hip and one of my uterus'. I don't know where the other one got to. I love to write poetry about famous serial killers and work on mini bikes. My dog "Bundy" is also looking for a mate. Actually a pillow will do since he humps everything anyway. I should know. I also drink alot of water.

KISSES,
Olga

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Praise the lord, I want to do me some sinnin'

Praise the lord. I am a Christian woman.
I love to be filled with the power of Christ, but either his batteries are low or I'm not as elastic as I was 37 years ago when Bobby Moffet from Jenkinville took my flower and my innocence away in the back of a U-Haul in the parking lot of the Sonic. I love me a black fella. I wants a tall black fella. With them big ol' arms. Nice buttock and strong ol' legs. Like that colored fella on the Green Mile. Whooooo! I am slightly titillated! Mercy me! I hear tell that them Cuban fella's are right as rain too. Whooo whoooo. Praise his name!

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Duh, I dunno, heheheheheheheeeee

I dunno. I want a man right? I eat soup.

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Baby. I am be here fo' all the lovin'.

Baby. You know I likes me a man who look like Lyndon B. Johnson. In 1964 I sown me a Navy P-coat fo' a young man. He say he was President Johnson. He gave me a quarter and some new shoes. Is as he don't clam? In my spare time, which I don't have much of, I dig in the dumpster behind Mae's Saloon looking fo' gold. I want to tango with a nice man who own shoes.
Acts 26:13,14-One day about noon sir, a light from heaven brighter than the sun shone down on me and my companions. We all fell down, and I heard a voice speaking to me in Hebrew, "Saul, Saul, why are you persecuting me? You are only hurting yourself."

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